I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Jerry, you need to find god
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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