If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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