I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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