PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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