it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Found the puke drawer
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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