I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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