butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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