I must be too annoying 4 u.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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