I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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