I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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