Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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