I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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