you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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