Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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