Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize