JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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