So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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