I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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