That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
