butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
DRUNK COOKIES
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