clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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