I wish I could punch you in the face.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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