You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My ass is underappreciated
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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