38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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