READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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