hell yes lets make some ravioli
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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