you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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