doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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