Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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