If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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