Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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