We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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