Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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