White coat. Heels.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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