just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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