Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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