Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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