You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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