If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
