You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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