We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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