Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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