just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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