i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
