Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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