Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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