I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Randomize
