she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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