how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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