It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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