You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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