now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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