I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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