Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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