like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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