names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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